Good morning, Super Nintendo Chalmers
Good morning, remember that Google Art thing?
Good morning, feely groggy.
Good morning! [selfie, eye contact]
Good morning, put your right hand in the box.
Good morning! Here is a photo I took of an Amsterdam canal with a pinhole camera.
Good morning, I’m moving in two days.
Good morning, please enjoy this photo of my son.
Good morning, today’s the day.
Good morning from my new bedroom!
good morning I’m very tired
Good morning, I hope that Keith Haring would endorse my fridge magnet placement.
Good morning let’s do this.
Good morning, my talk yesterday went well. Photo from @Michelle_Heng@twitter.com
Good morning! Here are some cats.
Good morning! More cat photos!
Good morning, I've hung up some house plants in my bathroom.
Good morning, John K Samson answered my fan mail.
good morning, I found someone else with a lens diagram tattoo last week
Good morning, here is a wood stove-top hotdog cooker that my grandfather made [lewd]
good morning, this was attached to my new tv – it will never cease to delight me how america hedges its bets that quebec might be its own country someday
Good morning! We unpacked our final box from the move, containing this card from my wife. Good memories.
uhhhhh good morning?
ah oui, le good morning je connais
Bandita says good morning
good morning! [eye contact]
okay okay, good morning, okay
good morning, please enjoy this DAB PSA
Good morning 👻 https://mastodon.technology/media/bQO4yotSlutbigW8_tE
Good morning, I got a dino plant last night and it’s gorgeous! I took photos of it rehydrating itself, like the Trisolarans!
oh no, the photos were posted out of order 😢 well you get the idea
[sigh] good morning, dave.
Good morning, KiNG. https://mastodon.technology/media/SqNRRKuopbyomFK8fUc
Good morning, the KiNG is dead (long live the KiNG).
Good morning, you know when you’re petting a cat and they don’t quite want to be pet right now? [eye contact]
Good morning! https://mastodon.technology/media/1rXjLZs1B_xmJZizwR0
legalized cannabis in canada
good morning, this was clearly a satirical post
Good morning, mechanic memes are wild.
good morning, tag yourself https://mastodon.technology/media/pABQQwwcV859CQBwGOY
@ashfurrow coulda been worse
@ashfurrow depends on your definition of order. Start at the upper-right, go counter-clock wise. All fine. Interesting plant!
@marseye when water gets scarce, it dehydrates itself and curls inward to protect itself until water comes back, and then it repeats!
@marseye right, I guess I meant that without seeding, it goes between an active/wet and inactive/dry cycle in response to its environment. It can survive a long, long time dried out. It’s also called a resurrection fern. When dried out, as in one of the photos, it looks kind of like an egg 🦖
@ashfurrow eeeeeeee so nifty!
@ashfurrow another three-body fan here. And now I want that plant too
@ashfurrow Neat trick, really.
@ashfurrow I almost spit out my coffee.
@ashfurrow Someone should paint a dollar bill on the ground that left person just spotted!
@ashfurrow danger zone!
@ashfurrow I'm a 1?
@gudenau @ash or a perfect 5/7?
@gudenau everyone is some 1
@ashfurrow Some are more important than others.
@ashfurrow best trick:
smoke too little, don't get hammered.
@ashfurrow You know, I worked for a place that had just such a tool because we needed to set a jam nut to a "very specific" torque. I questioned the added length and was assured is was calculated for despite using the torque spec that is printed on the part.
@ashfurrow i did a thing
@ashfurrow that last one is how vaginas work
@ashfurrow Fire wrench is best wrench
@ashfurrow DO NOT make a wish on it. They’re like monkey paws.
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