Ash Furrow 🏳️‍🌈 @ashfurrow@mastodon.technology

folks, computer programming. what a concept

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The existence of a "Heroku" implies the existence of a "Hisoku" and, of course, a "Theiroku"

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

Having FIOS is great because it takes longer to unzip Xcode than it does to download it (5GB compressed, omigosh why)

good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"

I bought new sneakers "with support" because I wanted help walking with better posture. They advertise a feature called "guiderails" and I just feel. so. supported.

I copied some geometry-related code from the internet and it _almost_ works, but only if I set `textContainerOffset` to zero.

If you're ever gonna make a variable for an "offset", and especially if you're going to share that code if a dang tutorial, maybe add a comment? Why is this offset needed? What does it do? Why? For the love of god, WHY?

good morning

like am I missing something, or is AWS trying to charge $600/month for an SSL certificate?

fucken... thought I'd check out the AWS CDN (m.t uses S3, after all) and, uh, CloudFront is super-expensive, eh?

"cloudflare alternative best free"

Good morning, here’s my office plant.

I had a very anxious weekend leading up to A Stressful Thing this morning. I hadn't really slept in days.

So when I got home from The Thing, I couldn't concentrate. I took a nap, woke up, and then effing _exercised_ for 45 minutes, and I felt so amazing afterward. Seems obvious I guess, but it's a first for me.

The past 6 months of physical therapy have, incidentally, taught me how to appreciate exercise, how to notice its effects on me. I'm excited to keep progressing.

good morning look at all this pollen

I hate it.

Trying hard to fit in.

But also, refusing to learn Fahrenheit.

😊🤔🤗

I am trying _so_ hard to fit in here, throw me a bone.

Good morning and happy America Day from me, a Canadian [cw ec]

I'm looking forward to Cloudflare's upcoming blog post, where they will blame the fact that they've inserted themselves as a single-point-of-failure for the whole goddamn internet on Verizon again.

good morning