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The existence of a "Heroku" implies the existence of a "Hisoku" and, of course, a "Theiroku"

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

Having FIOS is great because it takes longer to unzip Xcode than it does to download it (5GB compressed, omigosh why)

politics, amazon 

health, posture 

I copied some geometry-related code from the internet and it _almost_ works, but only if I set `textContainerOffset` to zero.

If you're ever gonna make a variable for an "offset", and especially if you're going to share that code if a dang tutorial, maybe add a comment? Why is this offset needed? What does it do? Why? For the love of god, WHY?

like am I missing something, or is AWS trying to charge $600/month for an SSL certificate?

fucken... thought I'd check out the AWS CDN (m.t uses S3, after all) and, uh, CloudFront is super-expensive, eh?

exercise, medical (+) 

Trying hard to fit in.

But also, refusing to learn Fahrenheit.

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I'm looking forward to Cloudflare's upcoming blog post, where they will blame the fact that they've inserted themselves as a single-point-of-failure for the whole goddamn internet on Verizon again.

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