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Remember that “three Worf Morn” smart watch face I made as a joke? I regret to inform you that I’ve started wearing it unironically. [cw face]

Web apps are great, I just lost a half hour of work by accidentally swiping "back" on my trackpad, awesome.

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.

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I don’t normally take my phone with me on runs, might need to change that policy… or maybe just get a tiny camera? 🤔

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mmmmm I’d rate this decade of my life so far at… six out of seven dragon balls

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Love being in my thirties. Love just, possessing objects for a decade. Like an ordinary adult. Great stuff.

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I’ve had a fortune cookie fortune in my wallet for over ten years now. But I went looking for it today and it’s gone. Lost to time. I’ll never forget it:

> The prudent thing and the expedient thing are seldom the same thing.

this might end up being one of those "too weird to post anywhere but the fediverse" memes

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If I were to make a meme with the Gungan's from The Phantom Menace, should their dialogue be written on in Gungan patois, or is that problematic?

> Da speedest way tooda Naboo tis goen through de planet core.

I don't feel great hearing this line and I feel even worse seeing it written out :\


did a May 24 bbq last night 😋 it’s my first charcoal grill, still getting used to it


The local Libertarian Party candidate is Going Off over on their Facebook page and everyone is making fun of their bad ideas lol

“We need to stop encouraging a victim mentality!” “And what’s your plan?” “Balance the budget!” uh huh 🙄

I think it’s really funny that Canada invented a holiday in the 1800’s just to mark the start of summer because, hey, winter here sucks and we can use a monarch’s birthday as an excuse to celebrate winter’s conclusion. But it never took off in the rest of the commonwealth: Victoria Day is just a Canadian thing.

Well, not in Québec but you get what I’m saying.

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Queen Victoria was bad, but also, Victoria Day is good. A holiday of contrasts.

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