matt 🔥 @amsross@mastodon.technology

i am here for this horrific seltzer discourse

https://twitter.com/trotsrabbledogs/status/1155210678933893123

20 years ago: I wanna live in the big city!

10 years ago: Maybe somewhere on the outskirts will do?

today: Do they have a cabin in the woods with high-speed Internet?

The only thing I don't like about smoked salmon is cleaning out my pipe afterward

The CIA tried to recruit at an American Library Association convention — and the librarians fought back
https://www.alternet.org/2019/06/the-cia-tried-to-recruit-at-an-american-library-association-convention-and-the-librarians-fought-back/

✍️#illustration #drawing #artwork #scifi #mastoart

I've just had this epiphany that browser bookmarks go against the UNIX philosophy. Probably.

NPR: that didn’t seem very socialist of him. — Can we get over this idea that socialism means you jerk off playing video games all day? You are allowed to be successful. You just can’t hoard wealth and take credit for what your employees do.

You'd have to be crazy to buy Facebook's "Portal." Some people are skeptical of Amazon/Google abusing data from smart home devices, but Facebook has been PROVEN to abuse whatever data it can get.

All right, I'm done.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/04/02/if-aging-doesnt-kill-me-irony-will/

fuck today.

it's big ball chunky time

Hot take: Stack Overflow's bad reputation is unjustified. Yes, there are rude, pretentious assholes out there, but they are more than cancelled out by the folks who go out of their way to give answers to difficult problems.

For free. For strangers.

#lookForTheHelpers

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"Speed reading machine learning textbooks for fun and profit"

@amsross Yeah I figured there might be something out there for it. I just wanted to whine on mastodon tho. ;)