XavierJulep ☭ @XavierJulep@mastodon.technology

ipad addiction

im becoming convinced that religion is just another RPG for nerd types

Getting very angry and sweaty thinking about participation trophies

it’s wild that there are like 10 ipad apps for masto but #ssb doesn’t even have an android client yet, or even a web client

Whats cool about ibternet zealotry is libterdariands and commie tree huggers coming up on the same corner at full speed and knocking coconuts like looney toons

So tired of
Nerds: don't buy that thing and put it in your house
Consumers: but i LIKE IT
..time passes..
Angry nyt headline: how could this have happened

@gcupc are you on ssb ?

Tfw too many bourgeois

Masto is the onlt network I've ever been on where I feel the ppl sitting behind me in cafe are safe from surprise furry dick

The only thing I ever hear from touch typists is complaints and shrieks of pain regarding their mangled talons

I cannot support tantruming

Calories are good, stop letting people tell you otherwise... how do you expect to live without energy

Blockchain isn't decentralised

I'M WASTING TIME ONLINE

I hate cars probably more than anything

It's so bad ass to have notifications for android on masto, hell ya