With all of this toilet paper scarcity I'd like to tell you about our one true God and savior the B I D E T
@Wraptile even bidet attachments are becoming scarce.
I've seen only one house in the US with an actual furnished bidet.
@crash_override maybe this will give people the opportunity to exit the medieval ages of dirty behinds.
"remember that time whole town was out tp, we should get the bum gun installed!"
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