I know what a red herring is for, but what about a blue herring?

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I like my women like I like my oatmeal.... rolled and grainy.

Today's game of innuendo, brought to you by Quaker Instant Oatmeal....Peaches n'cream

I like my women like I like my oatmeal..... peaches and cream doesn't sound the best, but once you start eating it.... oh man!

I like my women like I like my oatmeal.... sorta amish but not really.

I like my women like I like my oatmeal.... hot and steamy in the morning.

I like my women like I like my oatmeal.... buttered and covered in sweet cream.

I like my oatmeal like I like my ramen, not soupy, and undercooked.

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boost this and i will think a good thought about you (you don't get to know what it is tho)

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Y'know, if you see a toot you like, you can fave it and the tooter will get the happy brain chemicals, or you can boost it and they'll get the exciting pull of a handle to see how far it goes, or y'know what's even nicer? You can reply and say something like "This is lovely, thanks for posting it here for everyone to enjoy." That's MAXIMUM TOOTING.

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