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Customer complains "Web Mapping" application doesn't work when user is not connected to internet.

Tell customer they will need to be connected to the internet to be able to use the web mapping application. Thus the term "Web Mapping".

Customer responds: "But I don't want to connect to the internet, that's how you get viruses".

Extremely useful bug report description:

"Fix the broken"

That moment when you re-live being chewed out for including an "unprofessional" error message stating "Oops we broke something. We'll try again in a few seconds" at your past employer.
While watching your new company's UX presentation showing the exact same "friendlier" error message.

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