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I tend not to tell people that my wife has breast cancer because people eventually bring God into the conversation and go on about how I need to find him because the shit she's going through is part of his "divine plan". 'Cause then I gotta bite my damn tongue to keep from saying that if I do find God, that asshole is gonna need a guardian angel.
