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I no longer post public, just followers only. I will not approve followers that have no/low toots or empty profiles.

Just FYI.

I have also decided that if I don't follow you, you cannot notify me. Don't like it? I don't care.

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I'll say this publicly, one time and one time only: If I have blocked you, there is a good reason. If you even *look* like you're trolling me or acting in bad faith, I'm not going to think twice about it. If I ask for clarification on something and you instead attack my skill set, that's kinda the definition of trolling.

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I am here to be happier than in my meatspace existence. I'm not interested in arguments (of the fighting kind; I like logical arguments) or being attacked.

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Windows ME, Windows CE, and Windows NT, by your powers combined, I am ...

Windows CEMENT

It would be nice if a simple diagnostic and repair utility for the human brain existed. It would do things like prune useless neural networks and remove potentially undesired emotions (PUEs).

Idea: Mastodon mod that strips all the metadata from images so they can't be tracked as easily.

This right here is why I can't stand emulators that output a perfectly clean image. Art was designed for a CRT or for a computer monitor of the era. Not an abstract, perfect bitmap display

The more you want the less you will be fulfilled. Happiness is in wanting and needing less.

We will enter a 1-hour maintenance window tonight at 8pm EST (01:00 UTC) for a server upgrade. I don't expect any problems, but we'll have some downtime.

with support now available! I hope it works well. Been waiting for this. Cannot wait to be able to sit down and give it a try!

when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

The more tech marches on the more I think actually we will have humanoid androids eventually.

Dishwashers can't stack themselves. Coffee machines can't clean themselves (well). A humanoid robot is a ridiculous extravagance, but so is the CPU in your telephone and that happened.

Ran into someone in the elevator and asked them if they voted.

"Not yet. I'm going to do it at lunch. It's my first time and I've been reading up on everything because I want to make it count!"


Good morning, tooters! If you live in the United States and haven't done so already, go vote!

Trust me computer, that's a feature, not an error.

1. It's always much easier to smell someone else's bullshit than your own.

2. On average, you will tend pick the explanation that strokes your own ego and places the blame on others.

3. Over time, you will therefore weave a dense and complex web of self-deception around yourself.

4. Knowing about the above does not make you able to compensate for it.

5. However, a blunt but honest friend should be able to burst your bubble with minimal effort. Talk to your friends.

pizza segmentation fault - what occurs whenever a pizza isn't sliced evenly

Sometimes people mistake generosity for not being fair.

Fairness and generosity are different things.

You can be generous and at the same time be seen as unfair.

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot Café list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface as a moderator.

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