The Best Floppy Ever @SuperFloppies@mastodon.technology

Windows ME, Windows CE, and Windows NT, by your powers combined, I am ...

Windows CEMENT

Idea: Mastodon mod that strips all the metadata from images so they can't be tracked as easily.

This right here is why I can't stand emulators that output a perfectly clean image. Art was designed for a CRT or for a computer monitor of the era. Not an abstract, perfect bitmap display

#devhumor #humor

The more you want the less you will be fulfilled. Happiness is in wanting and needing less. #tao #zen #life

We will enter a 1-hour maintenance window tonight at 8pm EST (01:00 UTC) for a server upgrade. I don't expect any problems, but we'll have some downtime.

#ReactOS version 4.10 has been released. ReactOS is an open source clone of Microsoft Windows.

https://reactos.org/project-news/reactos-0410-released

when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

The more tech marches on the more I think actually we will have humanoid androids eventually.

Dishwashers can't stack themselves. Coffee machines can't clean themselves (well). A humanoid robot is a ridiculous extravagance, but so is the CPU in your telephone and that happened.

good morning

*Jeb! voice* please vote

Ran into someone in the elevator and asked them if they voted.

"Not yet. I'm going to do it at lunch. It's my first time and I've been reading up on everything because I want to make it count!"

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Good morning, tooters! If you live in the United States and haven't done so already, go vote!

Trust me computer, that's a feature, not an error.

Original technology..

1. It's always much easier to smell someone else's bullshit than your own.

2. On average, you will tend pick the explanation that strokes your own ego and places the blame on others.

3. Over time, you will therefore weave a dense and complex web of self-deception around yourself.

4. Knowing about the above does not make you able to compensate for it.

5. However, a blunt but honest friend should be able to burst your bubble with minimal effort. Talk to your friends.

pizza segmentation fault - what occurs whenever a pizza isn't sliced evenly

Sometimes people mistake generosity for not being fair.

Fairness and generosity are different things.

You can be generous and at the same time be seen as unfair.