Colon: oh you appear to have ingested some milk, let me help get that out
Today: beer, cider, trains. It was a good day.
Anomie and chill
A true random number generator based on the time it takes for Tomcat to reload this application
Essential "Commenting out code until it compiles", by me
Another tip for new users on a.weirder.earth - it's okay to talk about unpleasant things - racism, violence, depression, etc. but it's general etiquette on Mastodon to put it behind a content warning so people can choose whether or not they want to engage with it at any given time. Thanks ! 💚 https://a.weirder.earth/media/j83Mb93j2GmnLa1_0Tg
COLD AS ICE TAKE:
Web developers: please stop fucking with the scrolling on your web page (AKA overriding my system's scroll settings)
it's janky as hell, kills a user's muscle memory
definitely not worth whatever the fuck pointless gimmick you want to do by messing with the user's scrolling
Join me for another episode of "what the fuck is going on?", where we examine current affairs exclusively through the medium of shitposts.
TIL all vanilla beans must be hand pollinated because the only species of bee capable of pollinating a vanilla bean orchid is likely extinct.
It's Spocktober, which makes the new Star Trek show quite timely.
A stock market based on the best shitposts
git push -fu stupid shit
A browser-based game in which you manage your very own shitposter army and they can wage wars against other players' armies. A Travian but with shitposts, if you will.
Do you know why the web still persists to this day? It's not about ease of use or accessibility. No, there's another force at play.
The HTTP killer.
He's said to be Tim Berners Lee's evil twin, initially locked away in Vint Cerf's wine cellar. But now he's on the loose, and if you dare to make fun of http's double slashes or write hot takes about how the web is dead... He'll double-slash you!
Watching Narcos feels like a Spanish lesson. Except the two words I know so far are "mui" and "puta"