Me submitting an app to the app store with known softlocks, like "shipping beats perfection"

Like, I’ve been watching Etho regularly for 7 years now. I’ve legitimately grown up with his videos. He’s still just a Youtuber and I don’t try to talk about him in real life with other people.

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This is what AJR sounds like in Netflix Trip. ‘My friends tell me I’m too obsessed with The Office but they don’t understand what it’s like to have a show be part of your life like that’

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People try to give me gifts but they don't understand that all I want in life is an Econoline Van

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It’s been like 6 years and nothing hits like the bass drop in The Mesopotamians, They Might Be Giants.

Should stubbing your toe hurt like a softball bat just whacked into your gut or do I just have a really low pain tolerance?

I just found out 90% of what I wrote in this section has been re-written by other team members. I probably shouldn't be a creative writer.
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I missed my calling as a creative writer. Absolute gems like "your ex's cool friends that you don't really know."
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This Tweet is about (among other things) “Doors and Boxes,” the first 4 minutes of which are a solid song. And then it keeps going for an additional 6 minutes.
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Watsky just doesn’t know when to stop.
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I missed my calling as a creative writer. Absolute gems like "your ex's cool friends that you don't really know."

'cause programming kicks butt. Not that I would know, I've never seen a butt, much less kicked one... I'm gonna turn replies off for this one
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RT @carlita_express
Why did I think programming was a good choice of hobby.........
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Mississippi meme flag redesigns are amazing, 9/10, highly recommend.

Just the aesthetic here is amazing. The impact font, the off-center text, the white bars. Memes have truly evolved.

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*I have a theory that it doesn't really make sense for programmers to touch-type with their hands on the home row, because we need to use so many special characters, that aren't practical to hit with your pinky. My right hand drifts *way* over and I type {". with my index finger.

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I still don't touch-type properly* but at some point I got a lot better about knowing where my fingers are on the keyboard without looking.

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