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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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take me down to parallel city where the lines are straight and stretch to infinity

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M'aiq heard an old timer speak of lost mittens. Keep looking, says M'aiq. Mittens will turn up somewhere.

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scheme users: scheme is a beautiful minimalistic language with none of the bloat and unnecessary features of other languages

scheme reality:

Looking at the neo-Nazi hellscape I live in, I gotta say, I'm very appreciative of m.t, and most of the Fedi at large. It's the one and only place that seems uncontaminated in my life.

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I’m currently having a really rough time searching for work. I don’t know when I’ll be able to get a proper income, and I only have $150 total.

If anyone can help me out, I would really appreciate it.

My patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chrisgnome

One-time payments on PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/chrisdavisgnome

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*Writes test that fails as there is a missing feature*

*Adds feature*

*All tests pass including new one*

*Doesn't trust code*

31`C (88`F), no rain, just thunderstorms. Amazing weather we're having.

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Non Fungible Tokens (NFT's), but they're the arcade tokens soaking in sanitizer because of the unexplainable dermatophytosis that's been spreading around so you're spending your weekend cleaning everything top to bottom and powdering the carpets with non toxic anti-fungal tolnaftate powder to hopefully control the spread of the infection, after shampooing the carpets, of course.

The above is what I imagine working at a Chuck E Cheese is like...

Me: Okay, today, I'm gunna get things done and fly!

Brain: More liek listen to Evanescence and cry!!

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Whenever I look through the index in a book some pop up called "Cortana" appears in my vision?

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First dose done! Lemme tell y'all about some Microsoft products that really excite me.

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unfair that im expected to operate on a 24 hour day schedule
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covid, uspol 

I fucking hate these people so god damn much. They've been using pro-choice language since the mask mandates and it infuriates me every god damn time. in a just world these mother fuckers would burst into flames trying to appropriate this argument

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Freenode 

Cool beans, one of the channels I'm still in on Freenode just got hijacked. It's been moved over two weeks ago, but it seems the Freenode staff haven't noticed until now.

I guess they're still actively on the lookout for these, though.
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