Millennials are destroying the software industry by working on communist "Linux" software when not clocked in for the work day. Experts in the field suggest that such a blatant show of disrespect for American values and disloyalty to the company that you belong to is easy grounds for immediate termination, even if you didn't sign a contract stating you couldn't do it.
A new legislation is being proposed as a fix for this issue, making employer-supplied smart monitoring devices mandatory.
@Lofenyy You forgot to include a link to theonion.org article. Please tell me you forgot to include a link to theonion.org article!
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