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Please don't follow me, for your own good. I operate at the mental age of 15. Do not ask any more from me.
Joined Sep 2019
It's day 3 of listening to an 8-bit recreation of the SNES Top Gear theme endlessly on loop. I'm dehydrated and lethargic. I have a headache. Send the police.
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if you're bored, you can design a tree in your mind. it's legal and the botanists can't stop you
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every time i see someone on facebook say "i got spanked as a kid, and i turned out fine!", my reaction is, no, you absolutely did not turn out fine. you are clearly not doing well
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Would you, or somebody you know on the Fediverse, be experienced in and interested in working on a explainer-style video with #Owncast? You know the type. High level, fun, animated, approachable, shareable. This is a paid project!
I'd rather work with somebody on the Fediverse than head over to freelancer websites.
Starting from scratch on this, so you'd help come up with ideas as well as execute on the video. If you could, please share with somebody you know who does this kind of work.
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probably a good sign that video game industry is one of the most profitable software industries in the world but everyone knows working in games pays like shit
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When I'm attracted to someone of a different gender it's gay.
When I'm attracted to someone of the same gender as me, it's double gay, and also, hi, where'd you get that gender?
When I'm attracted to someone of the same gender as me, it's double gay, and also, hi, where'd you get that gender?
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2517. Rover Replies
title text: I'm so glad NASA let you take your phone to Mars!
(https://xkcd.com/2517)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2517
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Someone told me that Mastodon and ActivityPub are failures because they're not backed by a crypto currency or block chain.
"Like, how does anyone make money on that?"
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Proud dad moment - we’re talking about something, my wife and I can’t remember the name of it.
So my oldest son (6) says “Google it? Actually, no, Duck Duck Goose it!”
He’s a chip off the old block!
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I read "Markov chain" as "Molotov chain" and now I'm imagining the possibilities
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Mh -
People suck.
Why am I so fucking sensitive.
I get so angry lately.
Why can't I just tell people to fuck off and move on?
Why do people who don't know me have to be so vicious?
Why do I care?
How do I stop again?
Ugh
Woke up at 8:15 to the sweet sound of the fire alarm going off. The apartment fire alarm tests aren't supposed to begin until 9.
Guess I'll just go to work four hours early...
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paradox, moar liek paraSUCKS
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> JSON BAD TRAILING COMMA!!!111
listen pal you know there is this extra comma. so. you choose to whine about it rather than just accepting its existence and moving along???
listen pal you know there is this extra comma. so. you choose to whine about it rather than just accepting its existence and moving along???
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So UPS dropped a little box on my front porch the other day (after a few shenanigans on the part of UPS) from @PINE64 so it was a nice little unboxing to give us cheer in these Difficult Times in our parts.
Finally last night I had the...time... to pair the #PineTime watches I got for me and @squirrel with our respective fondle-slabs! First new watch for me in 20 years! 
This weekend project time permitting will be the install of an upgraded board in my PinePhone as well!
As I write this I am sitting at my #PineBookPro with a #PinePhone in my pocket and a #PineTime on my wrist. Seems I've drank the spruce beer and gone all in 
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Please don't follow me, for your own good. I operate at the mental age of 15. Do not ask any more from me.
Joined Sep 2019
