Fellas, is it gay to be me?

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I wonder if there's a name for the trope of "trix are for kids", "wolf can't get cookie crisp", "gringos trying to steal victoria brand beers from other country"

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me, walking up behind mathematician John Venn and surprising him with a slap on the back: "hey man, whatcha working on today?"

mathematician John Venn, notoriously horny, halfway through drawing a pair of gigantic boobs on a sheet of paper: "uhh... y'know, just inventing a new diagram!"

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When you're a shriveled up ghoul who can't stop posting online for those sweet sweet faves and boosts, you have:

Imp poster syndrome!

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scholar of the first sin?
sounds like a fucking nerd to me

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The capacity in the language to "disown" children implies a menacing default.

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I dreamed an artist rendering of the ass so thicc an assmat suit is required to handle it.

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M'aiq has seen the future in his dreams. Adventurers will one day scale mountains the likes M'aiq has never seen! He does not know how, but these adventurers are determined to get to their destination.

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my uncle works at nintendo subsystem for windows and he said microsoft is releasing a new OS

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Thanks French for making the adjective and noun of this word identical minus an accent.

It's not confusing at all to have it say sugar, no sugar.

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No child of mine is going to form a link in the unbroken chain of human history! You stop weaving your unique thread into Earth's majestic tapestry right this second!

Playing Pit in a SSBB tournament but deliberately breaking the rules is called an illegal Pit manoeuvre!

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