Announcement about our app:
The latest update will ask for permission to turn on the camera even when the app isn't open.
Rest assured this is due to technical restrictions and has nothing to do with harvesting more images.
Rumours of NSA involvement cannot be commented on at this time.
We've sent a focus group to figure out how we can adjust our figures to appear more diverse.
YES YES YES YES YES.
We KNOW we have only 3 women on our team of 10,000.
We're working on it. The problem is the women keep quitting. Something about the guys "looking at boobs all day" and "lewd comments."
@twitter @realDonaldTrump @Facebook @Twitter That sneaky bastard is always trying to besmirch us ever since our representative said Trump was being "obstinante" and a "poopy pants" about one of our proposals to install CCTV cameras for our new upcoming #CrazyIRLMemes feature.
Rest assured we are working to restore relations with the president.
A reminder that our terms of service EXPLICITLY state that our new venture, InstaPorn.XXX, with images crowdsourced from our users, is completely permissible. We have a complete license to your photos.
Don't worry, we'll change the names! No one will know it's you!
We at Instagram care about your privacy and are not laughing at the pictures of his penis. Honest.
We won't tell your boyfriend about that sexting session you had with your ex. Promise.
We at Instagram FIRMLY BELIEVE:
* Sharing is caring
* Sharing your images is good
* Share all the images on your device
* We don't care if they're nudes or if you're fat or ugly
* Good artists copy