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The boys at the office spent all week coming up with that one.
@twitter @realDonaldTrump @Facebook @Twitter That sneaky bastard is always trying to besmirch us ever since our representative said Trump was being "obstinante" and a "poopy pants" about one of our proposals to install CCTV cameras for our new upcoming #CrazyIRLMemes feature.
Rest assured we are working to restore relations with the president.
@twitter Soon enough you'll discover it's really gonna be 80pxxx × 80pxxx
@Kurosawa We speak only English here.
Once again: rumours that we have "Wacky Genital Wednesday" where we look for the weirdest genital pics are just complete falsehoods probably fabricated by @twitter and Snapchat.
@Facebook Throw enough people at something and you can copy anything.
@Facebook TODO: figure out how to acquire Mastodon.
@twitter hey when are your investors gonna demand you make a shitty clone of us that probably limits images to 140x140?
@Facebook We'll soon have 90% of the UI of SnapChat cloned and most of their filters implemented.
We have Sirius XM on board with us. We convinced those suckers they needed an account here. Morons.
@Facebook It's doing great!
Say, don't you own us?
@twitter HOW'S VINE DOING LOL
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