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I'm very dumb, please ignore everything I say, thanks

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If I ever say or do something that hurts you please tell me(or don't, if I do/did something so bad you don't want to ever talk to me I'm just sorry)

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Ask me for my jid/xmpp handle if you want

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After buying TikTok , Microsoft immediately rebrands it to bring this exciting new market segment they have acquired in line with corporate identity guidelines.

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nothing, subref 

yotegirl, a girl that has been yote into low orbit

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"fossbros are only better than companies in that they don't have the budget to do war crimes"

~ Me

What if instead of ga*me*ing it was ga*us*ing

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foxboys not getting enough love compared to catboys tbh,
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The more YAML you throw at a project the more devops it is
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I have some questions about going on #testosterone and what it tends to do. Any experienced adults here I can ask? Or any recommended places (Discords or ask blogs or forums or something) where it's especially good to go ask?

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"Hyperlink and lizer are joined at the ass" I say, raving "it's all a big conspiracy, they both have #NoAss because they're each the ass" I scream, frantically reaching into my satchel and pulling out papers and pictures "THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS RESPOND TO EACH OTHER SO QUICKLY, THEY'RE HERE TO SOW CHAOS BY DIVIDING SNOUTS INTO TEAM LIZER AND TEAM HYPERLINK" I yell, I am being pulled back by the snouts admin "DOG LIZER CATDOG LIZER DOG! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" I kick and stream, flinging papers

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Who decided it would be spelled bourgeois that looks nothing like how it’s pronounced

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somebody draw me and lizer as rick and morty

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A hilarious oil-n-water detective show featuring a wisecracking shiba inu and a grumbling no-nonsense lizard of some kind. We can say "inspired by a true story."

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i’m at my parents house this weekend and there’s a lizard that lives on a tree by their house. i look at it and think “stinky endotherm go lay on warm rock”. this website is poison

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:apartyblobcat: :apartyblobcat: and we were both cute enbies 🥺👉👈
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can I speak to the lead developer for Dutch pls I wanna ask if they can approve my pull request rq
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