How did they make nano 70% faster? Like...that's a program that it never even occurred to me that it needs updating and they sped it up by a ridiculous amount. What was going on in there before this update?

I'll never forget what my father said to me right before he kicked the bucket: 

"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You know what's hard to draw freehand? Tesselating hexagons

On a less "maybe I'm starving to death" note, look at my unfathomably radiant, exquisitely ravishing girlfriend working on artwork that I can only describe as mind-bendingly well executed.

Pre-distressing jeans is probably the best job in the world. Every day you punch in at 9:00 AM, and then just beat the hell out of pants all day with flails and hammers.

People respect you.

Your children are proud of their jean beating parent.

I forgot to eat again today. This has been a wild ride: started a new medication for my anxiety, was all messed up for like three weeks, then weighed myself because an app I use was bitching at me about weighing in. Turns out I lost 25 pounds.

THEN, I found out that what I've been eating every day is like 1000 calories less than what a person of my BMR would eat to lose weight. Also, I keep forgetting to eat.

You guys are witnessing me wither into nothing live, only on Mastodon.

I haven't been this tired since I fought in the great Ambien war of 2133

People get real mad at me when they claim to be vegan and then I see them or hear them talking about drinking almond or cashew milk. Then, after I explain the hypocrisy there, they continue drinking it and keep believing they have the moral high ground

Are notifications broken on Mastodon.technology or is this a Tootdon problem?

Hey Mastodon sysadmins, what kind of cool shit would you like to see tootctl do?

@BG10K now we're testing lighting arrangements. Its so fucking hot in this building you guys

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Welp. Time to start incorporating the lifx API into my MCU code I guess

My office git server wouldn't sync from my house. I figured maybe it crashed or one of my partners messed with the network settings on the router.

I get to the office and it turns out someone randomly disconnect power from my entire half of the office ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

hell yeah UPS just brought a shipment of charmin toilet paper to the office, gonna sneak this into my car while nobody's looking

Woo boy. The movie Raw sure is...it's sure something, I tell you what.

@BG10K BONUS ROUND: I can’t remember where I got this recipe or if I modified one that I found years ago but, if you’re proficient in making bread from scratch at all, here is an incredible recipe for Roman-style thin pizza crust that I use quite often. It doesn’t have the prep steps because it’s pretty basic bread and then you just roll it flat.

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YOU GUYS

Last year I made a sandwich bread recipe that was super good and thought I had lost it forever. Today, I found my bread recipe!!!!

I immediately wrote it down in my current pocket notebook and have also scanned it into my phone. If you want some REALLY good sandwich bread and you like baking, this is my gift to you.

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