@Azura CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE:
see it's only THREATENING to bite, which is how you know mika truly loves you!
have you tried that towel burrito technique that people use for giving their cats pills
Hi friends, I'm Sam
He/Him • Bi • 23
Please tell me programming jokes
Please send me videos of trains
I have no idea what I'm doing so say hello!
💙💙 @FirstProgenitor 💙💙
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