Azura @Azura@mastodon.technology
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- The three genders
Hi friends, I'm Sam
He/Him • Bi • 23
Please tell me programming jokes
Please send me videos of trains
I have no idea what I'm doing so say hello!
💙💙 @FirstProgenitor 💙💙
Joined Nov 2020
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Maybe I should introduce myself before just going off to do my typical posting on a new instance. Hello! I'm Sam, I'm a fresh comp sci graduate :)
I play games and run esports orgs, have an unhealthy fascination with heavy industrial vehicles, and like to code. Nice to meet everyone!
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@Azura however Mika is pretty small, so you might have to adapt this technique for birds in a pinch
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@Azura CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE:
see it's only THREATENING to bite, which is how you know mika truly loves you!
have you tried that towel burrito technique that people use for giving their cats pills
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Being in a relationship with Mika is carrying him from bed to the computer, as he actively threatens to bite
Mika and I have an ongoing feud of saucy pizza vs cheesy pizza
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@FirstProgenitor @Azura that sound you hear is Mika regretting letting us know his boyfriend's account
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me, turning to sam: so do you wanna play apex
me: why is your shirt off
sam: i didnt mean to
me: you didnt mean to take your shirt off?
sam, going under his blanket: i didnt mean to
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The canon human designs of the gumball characters are pretty cute tbh...
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Stealing Mika's phone and laptop so he has to get out of bed
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Me: this hoodie is yours
Mika: no it isn't
Me: it is! It isn't mine!
Mika: look, it's a medium, it isn't mine
Me: That's so strange, I've never seen it before. Ill take it then I guess
Mika: ....
Mika: No
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Reply to this post and I will kin assign you a synthesizer
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@FirstProgenitor mika day mika day mika day
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sam: kiss?
me: kiss!
sam: boyfriends!
me: according to who?
sam: :(
me: according to the government
sam: legally boyfriends
me: boyfriends for insurance reasons
Induction stoves.
Pros: can be counter space, easy to clean
Cons: cooking on them
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- and, or, xor
- The three genders
Hi friends, I'm Sam
He/Him • Bi • 23
Please tell me programming jokes
Please send me videos of trains
I have no idea what I'm doing so say hello!
💙💙 @FirstProgenitor 💙💙
Joined Nov 2020
