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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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Boost if you're wrong about a lot of things.

This one resonates with me in so many ways, and I'm no math expert. I'm merely a captive observer of everything.
xkcd.com/2042/

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Psychological anti telemarketing warfare Show more

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Because it apparently needs to be repeated: DO NOT harass people you don't like. Not even if you think they deserve it. Not even if for some reason you think they're not really people because they're famous.

If someone's breaking the rules, report them and your admins will handle it.

If they're not, leave them alone.

Either way, DON'T HARASS THEM.

I think Windows NT had no path in the scheduler so you needed to supply the full pathname for each external command.

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just a heckin good boy lookin for some boosts

I can't believe I hadn't noticed that "MeTV" mostly (seriously) ads for medical and convenience supplies for older people about my age.

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Probably one of the saddest parts of leaving birdsite was that I’d spent a pretty decent amount of time trying to add and follow a lot more women in tech, and I miss hearing from them.

Help me balance my follows out and suggest some awesome #WomenInTech to follow (cis/trans, it’s all good). Boost this, maybe even reply with yourself, maybe we can get a good list of voices.

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if this post gets 20 boosts ill get over my adhd and work on my BA thesis today.

im desperate here my deadline is in 2 weeks and ive been fighting this shit for literal months

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Verifying myself using my Keybase account. Show more

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OMG SpiderMan logo Fail 🤦🏻‍♂️

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My edibles just kicked in. Retoot to spread awareness that I am high.

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throwing jeff bezos into the sun
boost this toot if u agree

Intolerance of intolerance is NOT intolerance!

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