Dirty joke
Mike was drinking at the bar as usual ranting away:
"I built bridges all over this valley but do they call me Mike the bridge builder? Nooo."
Take another slug on his beer.
"I've cemented more block, stone and rock than any man around here but do they call me Mike the mason? Noooo!"
"But ya fuck one goat."
@r000t Since I'm a passive aggressive, I usually let them know in a way that just slides just under the trigger for that response.
"Foolish human!" the demon's voice was like dry leaves and venom as it spat the words, "soon, my darkness shall cover your pathetic world!"
"You really think I'm scared of the dark?" her voice was laden with unhidden skepticism.
"You should be, human," it sneered, "I shall return this world to the dark from whence it came. Darkness is eternal. All powerful! You cannot stop it! I will—“
Its last sentence was cut off abruptly as she switched on a light.
The
@realdonaldtrump
is one of the most known shitpost account ever seen.
Life is more fun when you anthropomorphize everything. #anime
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