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Dirty joke 

Mike was drinking at the bar as usual ranting away:
"I built bridges all over this valley but do they call me Mike the bridge builder? Nooo."
Take another slug on his beer.
"I've cemented more block, stone and rock than any man around here but do they call me Mike the mason? Noooo!"

"But ya fuck one goat."

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I invite you to speculate in the comments on what they might have been told in the associated class, but the poll concerns a first year secondary school question (in Italy) which asks:

"True or false, the successor to pi is pi+1".

Please boost to get beyond my bubble - thx.

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@r000t Since I'm a passive aggressive, I usually let them know in a way that just slides just under the trigger for that response.

PETG did pretty decent at 250C, I printed legos usably well finally. They print great in PLA but click together one or two times. Real legos are ABS but I don't have the necessary ventilation in the winter time.

The Plexaderm commercials remind me of the Catwoman movie right down to the seashell ingredients.

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And I changed out my hot water heater. It decided to blow up some time when I was sleeping. Re did the water supply in the same location. Being able to do it my self means it's done today, not next week. That, and paying someone to do it is not in my budget.

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"Foolish human!" the demon's voice was like dry leaves and venom as it spat the words, "soon, my darkness shall cover your pathetic world!"

"You really think I'm scared of the dark?" her voice was laden with unhidden skepticism.

"You should be, human," it sneered, "I shall return this world to the dark from whence it came. Darkness is eternal. All powerful! You cannot stop it! I will—“

Its last sentence was cut off abruptly as she switched on a light.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This is not the first suspension of hostilities between Israel and Palestine negotiated by the US; BUT it is the first one negotiated to specifically to suspend the land grab until just after the election.

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Hmm, I can either watch the movie "Morons from Outer Space" on youtube or buy it. no other options.

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In the series "Midnight Occult Civil Servants" they have their own search engine for finding out about the spirit beinga they call "anothers". And of course it's called the "Another Search System"

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Went downtown for groceries and everywhere OUTSIDE smells like sanitizer. I mean EVERYWHERE!

Life is more fun when you anthropomorphize everything.

Hmm contemplating furries at 3:00 AM. So what's wrong with that?

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