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And I changed out my hot water heater. It decided to blow up some time when I was sleeping. Re did the water supply in the same location. Being able to do it my self means it's done today, not next week. That, and paying someone to do it is not in my budget.

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"Foolish human!" the demon's voice was like dry leaves and venom as it spat the words, "soon, my darkness shall cover your pathetic world!"

"You really think I'm scared of the dark?" her voice was laden with unhidden skepticism.

"You should be, human," it sneered, "I shall return this world to the dark from whence it came. Darkness is eternal. All powerful! You cannot stop it! I will—“

Its last sentence was cut off abruptly as she switched on a light.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This is not the first suspension of hostilities between Israel and Palestine negotiated by the US; BUT it is the first one negotiated to specifically to suspend the land grab until just after the election.

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Hmm, I can either watch the movie "Morons from Outer Space" on youtube or buy it. no other options.

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In the series "Midnight Occult Civil Servants" they have their own search engine for finding out about the spirit beinga they call "anothers". And of course it's called the "Another Search System"

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Went downtown for groceries and everywhere OUTSIDE smells like sanitizer. I mean EVERYWHERE!

Life is more fun when you anthropomorphize everything.

Hmm contemplating furries at 3:00 AM. So what's wrong with that?

So there's around 15 drive thru testing centers now hoping to achieve 1000 tests a day. We should be able to get everyone tested in 54 years.

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Due to the random way I'd watched "Star Trek the Next Generation" I decided to binge it to catch episodes I'd missed. So far (season 4 episode 9) I have not yet seen one I've missed?

"The mojo can protect or curse. The mojo can reach everywhere"
OH TV in background Adam-12 series.

First time I've heard a huge thunderclap during a heavy snowstorm EVER!

Judge Judy is on in the other room. During commercial an ad for Judge Judy asks"Are you the victim of a scam? Go to our website". Back to the show, Judge Judy is verbally berating the victim of a scam for being a fool and an idiot.

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