Wes Mason @1stvamp@mastodon.technology

The One Where Wes Learned You Can't Just Double The Dough

ostrich! 💖

Ordered a very expensive kitchen aid toaster as a Christmas present and got sent a refurb 😡
Will avoid http://prcdirect.co.uk in future despite good reviews.

Trans Exclusionary Reactionary Fascfascfascfascists

4yo following toy government COVID-19 plans...

Me: " time to get out of the bath now"
Him: "after everyone gets killed"
Me: "fair"

I died the other day, and I think I'm still gone....the 9yo tidied his own bedroom, so he could out up a Christmas tree (which he did and decorated himself)...

rip wes

4yo and I did a dinosaur bones wooden model kit (an ankylosaurus I think), and while doing Christmas decorations the other day asked if it could be a decoration.
Some sugru and a sharpie later.

Rounding out the night by nearly putting the kettle in the fridge.

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So it seems @Peston is a covid conspiracy fanning dickwad, good to know he has zero journalistic integrity left.

Does anyone elses hair do this around their glasses?
I don't normally have it this long and never noticed the curls before

*opens fridge holding open tin of baked beans to discover two open tins of baked beans*
Damnit Wes!

Elliot Page remains one of my favourite actors of the last couple of decades. 💖😍

So when did all delivery driver's vans get fitted to with IBS detection devices?

Two of the parents outside school animatedly discussing Chinese covid conspiracy theories.

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Wife: "when you get home, follow the womb sounds and bring a bottle"

Urgh these 3 hours between meals antibiotics really make it hard to eat your emotions.

Now bear with me here...what if...and I know it's not my usual shtick...but what if...we make Marcus Rashford the next labour leader before 2024?

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However there's no hope for me to find out if it is/isn't COVID-19 as tightness/difficulty breathing isn't one of the 3 golden symptoms to net you a test, even if you're clinically at-risk/vulnerable. 🙄😟

This is the time of year I struggle to breath the most with my asthma, due to the rapid shift in temps & pressure day ➡️ night; tonight is especially hard and having to lean heavily on my inhalers (might double steroid tomorrow), but of course I'm super anxious it's COVID-19. 1/2