Day 3 of no SSRI, can't stop staring at things for log periods of time. Noise is...blergh.

Might rejoin the FSF. Wonder if I've still got my old card.

I cancelled my membership when I found out how much of a shitzord RMS is many years ago.

Richard Stallman is a pedophilia excusing, mysognistic, abelist, foot cheese eating, neoliberal, meritocracy peddling white privilege troll that should fuck off back under his bridge and leave people to deal with real world problrms like human emotions and decency.

Richard Stallman is pedophilia excusing, mysognistic, abelist, foot cheese saying, neoliberal, meritocracy peddling white privilege troll that should fuck off back under his bridge and leave people to deal with the real world like human emotions and decency.

After yesterday's Cashewocalypse, I like to call tonight's Mealtime Masterpiece: Jacket Fuckin' Potatoes 🀘

My 3yo nearly died this evening from anaphylaxis caused by a previously unknown cashew allergy, but he didn't.

Hold your loved ones tight, tell them what they mean to you.

Also fuck yesterday, here's to tomorrow.

Dear today, get fucked, yours sincerely Wes.

Father in law emailed me a letter to print for him (to mail a cheque no less), then texted my wife saying "Call me."
So she calls him..and he asks if I got the email.

πŸ™„

Anyone else find themselves quoting The Incredible Hulk to their kids?

Dry roast peanuts and coffee are a good breakfast right?

ration that for any panic/stress responses I might have, while I've already had the maximum dose of my stomach affecting anti inflammatory meds. (2/2)

Can barely function physically today, the heat has my De Quervans syndrome dialed up to 11, so every motion with either wrist is a risk assessment calculation in pain, and any increase in anti inflammatories is likely to trigger my IBS. I could take more CBD, but need to (1/2)

3 year old just told Alexa to play something and ended up moshing to Evanescence

\m/ -_- \m/

Hi there, I'm Wes and I used to run @phpweekly@twitter.com β€” I was a professional PHP dev for about 10 years, worked on a number of OSS projects, have fixes in PHP core β€” and above all the community was one of the most welcoming I've had the good grace to be a part of. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

Woke up this morning to find a single jelly bean on the bathmat. We haven't had any jelly beans on the house for over a year, and there seemingly aren't any others.
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